One time a blonde walked into a rent-to-own store and asked to buy a T.V., the salesman said, “Sorry
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Rookie officer
A detective is mentoring a blonde rookie officer and decides to give her a challenge. So he gives her a mugshot of a suspect turned to one side and tells her to see if she can give details about the suspect just by looking at the picture. The blonde looks at the picture and immediately says, “He wears contacts.”"
Confused
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Calling the airline
The blonde phoned American Airlines.
Blonde to the airline clerk: “how long is the flight from Ny to California?”"
Airline clerk: “”just a minute dear”"
Blonde: WOW
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TICKLE ME ELMO
A BLOND WAS ON HER FIRST DAY AT THE TICKLE ME ELMO COMPANY. THE MANAGER WAS SHOWING HER AROUND AND TOOK HER TO HER POST AND SAID “THE ELMOES WILL COME DOWN THE CONVEYER BELT
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A blonde bird goes into a lost persons and…
A blonde bird goes into a lost persons and ask’s if she can find out where her mum is so the man say’s “I dont know it’ll be hard”"
“”oh i’ll do anything”" she replies so the man thinks
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Look at that dog!
Once there was a blonde and a brunette taking a walk. The brunette suddenly exclaims ” Oh my God
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Stranded
There is a blonde, a brenete, and a red head stranded on an island. There is twenty miles back to shore. The red head says “I’m going to go for it!!”" She swam 5 miles and drounds. The brenete goes and gets 10 miles and drounds. The blonde goes 19 miles
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You got mail
A neighbor of a blonde was washing his car. Then he noticed his neighbor coming out and checking her mail every 5 minutes. I am going to see what she is doing, he said to himself. Finally she came out again, looking very mad. “You must be expecting an important letter.”" he said. “”No
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Angry truck driver and the Ferrari
one afternoon a truck driver sees a blonde in her brand new ferrari cutting him off on a highway.
so he honks at her and tells her to pull over. so she did.
he told her to get out the car, so she did,
he drew a cirle on the side of the rode and said”stay in the circle untill i say to get out”" so she did .
Then he takes a baseball bat. he hit her car with it 1. she stated to grin. he did it again
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