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Murphy’s Law of model assembly…

Murphy’s Law of model assembly

The hardest part to assemble is always the most crucial
one.

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If you have a difficult task give it to a…

If you have a difficult task give it to a lazy man
– he will find an easier way to do it.

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Murphy’s Technology Laws…

Murphy’s Technology Laws

We don’t know one millionth of one percent about anything.

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Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations…

Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations

Radar tends to fail at night and in bad weather, and
especially during both.

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Murphy’s Technology Laws…

Murphy’s Technology Laws

After all is said and done, a heck of a lot more is said than done.

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Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations…

Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations

The Cavalry doesn’t always come to the rescue.

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When the going gets tough, everyone leaves….

When the going gets tough, everyone leaves.

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Why Sex is Like Snow…

Why Sex is Like Snow
Sex is dirty only if it’s done right.

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Kovac’s Conundrum…

Kovac’s Conundrum

When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

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If you have something to do, and you put it…

If you have something to do, and you put it off long enough,
chances are someone else will do it for you.

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