Speed Trap
A state trooper spied a car puttering along at 22 MPH. So he turned on his
lights and pulled the driver over. Approaching the car, he noticed that
five old guys were inside, and they looked wide-eyed and terribly pale.
The driver pleaded with him, “Officer
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Speed Trap
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The priest and his horse
Once their was a priest. This priest bought a horse and decided to train it himself. He trained the horse to go when he said “thank the lord”" and to stop when he said “”amen.”" One day
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Two young and rather attractive nuns were…
Two young and rather attractive nuns were being assigned to a church in a rather seedy neighborhood. The Mother Superior, who was rather concerned for their wellbeing, asked them what they would do is someone apprpoached them and tried to rape them.
“Well
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FLOODlight failure
Julie, the husband of Fredrik, had diarrhoea. So, every now and then, she went to the loo.
But the only thing she’d done is missed the toilet and it all ran across the bathroom floor! She said “HELP! IT’S ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR!!!”" The only thing that she couldn’t see was the whole room. It was dark because there was a power cut!
“”HELP!”" she said
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The horse and his owner
There was a guy who wanted to teach his horse how to listen to him. So he took him to a horse breeder and paid 75$ for him to teach him how to do some stuff. The guy who he paid was a priest and he said priestwords to the horse. So one week after he dropped the horsse off, he came back and wanted to see if his horse had improved. The priest said, “When you want him to go
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Dutch Babies
One day a little girl walked up to her mother and and said ” Mommy do babies come out where guys stick their dicks?”"
And the mother replied “”Well
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2 prawns
Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming
around in the sea – one called Justin and the other called Christian.
The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that
patrolled the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, “I’m bored
and frustrated at being a prawn
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The Two Priests
One day there are two priests playing golf, the first one of them is putting fo the hole but misses by an inch. He Says “Damn missed the bugger!”"
The other says “”don’t speak that language
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Questions that have Confused humankind!!
Questions that have Confused humankind!!
a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll
squeeze these dangly things here
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Irritations in life
1. When people point at their wrist when asking for the time. I know where my fucking watch is, where yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the fucking bathroom is? No!
2. When you go to a movie and someone says”Did you see that”"? No I paid five dollars to come to the theater and stare at the fucking floor.
3. When I am waiting for a bus and someone asks me if the bus came yet. My reply is “”Yeah
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