In the vestry of a New England church: “Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished.”In a Pennsylvania cemetery: “Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.”On a roller coaster: “Watch your head.”On the grounds of a public school: “No trespassing without permission.”On a Tennessee highway: “When this sign is under water, this road is impassable.”
Category Archive: signs of our times
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Notice in a dry cleaner’s
Notice in a dry cleaner’s window: ANYONE LEAVING THEIR GARMENTS HERE FOR MORE THAN 30 DAYS WILL BE DISPOSED OF. Sign on motorway garage: PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS. YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS.Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS Notice in a field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES Message on a leaflet: IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
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At a number of military bases:…
At a number of military bases:
“Restricted to unauthorized personnel.”
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Outside a Church:…
Outside a Church:
Free Trip to Heaven. Details Inside!
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Want ad:…
Want ad:
“Three year old teacher needed for preschool. Experience preferred.”
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In a Japanese hotel:…
In a Japanese hotel:
You are invited to take advantage of the
chambermaid.
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On the bottom of a bottle of chocolate milk:…
On the bottom of a bottle of chocolate milk:
Do not turn over.
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Classified Ad:…
Classified Ad:
Georgia Peaches
California Grown
89 Cents Lb.
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On the wall of a Baltimore estate:…
On the wall of a Baltimore estate:
“Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.
- Sisters of Mercy”
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A bumper sticker:…
A bumper sticker:
Horn broken. Watch for finger.
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