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Pen problem

Joker — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 17:01:40 +0000

When asked to sign a document a doctor pulled
a rectal thermometer out of his pocket, “damn!”"

Three Blondes on an Island!

Joker — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 17:01:39 +0000

Their were three blondes on an island, not to far away from the other side, but far enough not able to swim across. One of the blondes goes up to a lamp on the sand and rubs the lamp. The genie comes out and says, “I will give you each one wish.”" One of the …

A man appears before the pearly gates…

Joker — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 17:01:36 +0000

A man appears before the Pearly Gates

“Have you ever done anything of particular merit?”"

SCHOOL DAYS

Joker — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 17:01:30 +0000

sorry this really isnt ablonde joke but these are the only jokes people read and this is a hilarious joke. One day this teacher was teaching about GOD. She asked Tommy to come and answer a few question in front of the class. Tommy said sure. The teacher asked, “Can you see the chair?”" Tommy …

The Football Game

Joker — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 17:01:18 +0000

A blonde and a brunette went to a football game. When it was over, the blonde said to the brunette, “Why in the world did those two teams fight over a lousy quarter?”" The brunette

I can fly

Joker — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 17:01:13 +0000

Three men were on top of the empire state building. The first man’s name was Clark the second man’s name was Joey and the thirds name was Jo Momma. Joey was drunk so Clark decided to play a little joke on him. Clark said,” Yo Joey if u jumped of this building tbe air would …

Yo mama

Joker — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 17:01:01 +0000

Yo Mama is so poor, someone went into her house and stepped on a lighted match: and she said “Hey

3 piece’s of string at a bar

Joker — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 17:00:48 +0000

Three pieces of string walked into a bar. The first piece of string went up to the bar and asked the barman “Can i have three pints of beer please?”" The barman replied “”No sorry mate

O.J.’s kids:)

Joker — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 17:00:25 +0000

There was a mother duck,a mother skunk,a baby duck,and a baby skunk.They all came up on a busy highway.The mothers decided it would be best if they went first.As they were crossing an 18 wheeler came through and made them road-kill.Then the baby duck started crying,so the baby skunk said,”Whats wrong?”"The duck answered saying “”My …

Tee Hee Hee…….

Joker — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 17:00:08 +0000

There were 101 nuns in a convent, Mother Superior and 100 Sisters. One sunday, all of the nuns were kept in after praying. Mother Superior stood before them and announced that there had been a MAN in the convent last night.

99 Nuns went “Oh no!”"
1 Nun went “”Tee Hee Hee!”"

Mother Superior then went on say that a condom had been found in the corridor.

99 Nuns went “”Oh NO!!”"
1 Nun went “”Tee Hee Hee!!”"

Then