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Deaf bugger

Bob was worried about his wifes hearing so he visited the doctor.

The doctor gave him step-by-step instructions on how to determain how serious the problem was.

Later, when he got home he saw his wife in front of the oven. He stood in the doorway and said “Honey what are we having for dinner tonight?”

No answer.

He then moved three steps closer and said it again just like the doctor told him to, and still no answer.

He moved three more steps and now he was right behind her. He shouted “HONEY WHAT ARE WE HAVING FOR DINNER TONIGHT?”

His wife says, “For the third time, meatloaf you deaf bugger!”

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Question and answer Clinton joke

Q: What’s the best job a dumb blonde ever had?A: Vice-president of the United States.

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Official Polish Sex Quiz

Hillbilly Sex Quiz

Study each question carefully. Then, choose the answer that seems most correct (True or False) and circle the T or F as appropriate.

1. A clitoris is a type of flower. T F

2. Pubic hair is a wild rabbit. T F

3. “Spread Eagle” is an extinct bird. T F

4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe heart trouble. T F

5. Menstrual cycle has three (3) wheels. T F

6. A G-string is part of a violin. T F

7. Semen is another word for “sailor”. T F

8. Anus is the Latin word for “yearly”. T F

9. Testicles are found on an octopus. T F

10. Asphalt describes rectal troubles. T F

11. Masturbate is used to catch large fish. T F

12. KOTEX is a radio station in Bryan, Texas. T F

13. Coitus is a musical instrument. T F

14. Fetus is a character on “Gunsmoke”. T F

15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute. T F

16. A condom is an apartment complex. T F

17. An organism is the person who accompanies the chior in church. T F

18. A diaphram is a drawing in geometry. T F

19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle. T F

20. An erection is when the Japanese vote for their new government officials. T F

21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East. T F

22. Sodomy is a special kind of fast-growing grass. T F

23. Pornography is the business of making record albums. T F

24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origins. T F

25. Douche is the Italian word for “twelve”. T F

26. An enema is someone who is not your friend. T F

27. Ovaries are a French egg dish made with cheese. T F

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Question and answer Christmas joke

Q: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? A: Because he had low elf esteem.

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Question and answer Clinton joke

Q: Why did the chicken cross the Atlantic?A: To attend D-Day celebrations.

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Question and answer Christmas jokes

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,”What are you charged with?”"Doing my Christmas shopping early”, replied the defendant.”That’s no offense”, said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”"Before the store opened”, countered the prisoner.

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Question and answer Clinton joke

Q: What are the two worst things about Bill Clinton?A: His face.

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What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?

What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?

Answer: Cheap-Cheap

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Ways to confuse a roommate

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.66. Whenever someone knocks, answer the phone.

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Question and answer Clinton joke

Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck?A: Trying to save both faces.

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