sorry this really isnt ablonde joke but these are the only jokes people read and this is a hilarious joke.
One day this teacher was teaching about GOD. She asked Tommy to come and answer a few question in front of the class. Tommy said sure.
The teacher asked, “Can you see the chair?”"
Tommy replied
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George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing
spin control on his past drug problems.”Dubya,” said his PR guy, “We’ve got to
know, are the rumors true about your using cocaine in college.”"It’s true,”
replied Bush, “but it isn’t my fault.My parents were rich, and I was born with a
silver spoon in my nose.”
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A Blonde walks into a bar. She yells, “52 days! 52 days!” The
bartender thinks to himself, ‘Why is she yelling 52 days?’
Another couple blondes walk into the bar yelling, “52 days! 52
days!” The bartender says out loud, “Why are they yelling 52
days?”
The blondes begin to chant, “52 days! 52 days!” as more blondes
walk in. The bartender finally screams, “WHY ARE YOU YELLING 52
DAYS?” A silence falls over the room.
A blonde speaks out, “We finished a puzzle in 52 days that said
2-3 years.”
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DRESS CODE: It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your
salary, if we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers and carrying a $600 Gucci bag,
we assume you are doing well financially and, therefore, you do not need a
raise.
SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of
sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
PERSONAL DAYS: Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are
called Saturday and Sunday.
VACATION DAYS: All employees will take their vacation at the same time every
year. The vacation days are as follows: Jan. 1, July 4 & Dec. 25.
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How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE!!
And do you know WHY it only takes ONE?
Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb.
They don’t even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this
house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT.
And once they figured it out they wouldn’t be able to find the
light bulbs despite the fact that they’ve been in the SAME CUPBOARD
for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS!
But if they did, by some miracle, find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the
chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the
STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!
AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID
#)&*!@!! LIGHT BULBS CAME IN.
WHY???
BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!!
IT’S A WONDER WE HAVEN’T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM GARBAGE THROUGHOUT
THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! THE HOUSE!!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO
CLEAN THIS HOUSE!!!
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Personally it sounds like domestic abuse to me, but, hey, I just post them… –Editor
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