There are three woman on a island and land is 300 yards away. A
brunette, a redhead and a blonde. The brunette swims 150 yards
and dies. The redhead swims 200 yards and dies. But the blonde
swims 250 yards and gets tired so she swims back.
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Island
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Marines and blonde
Three marines were stranded on a desert island with a lovely young blonde.
After about 6 months the blonde, being so ashamed of what she had been doing, killed herself… About a year later, the marines, being a little ashamed of what they had been doing, buried her!!!
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Potatoes
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead decided to rob a bank one day. After doing this the cops were right on their tails. The redhead sees a boat and says to the others ” hey lets hop in this boat and go to that island out there!” The others agree.
When they reach the island they see the cops doing the same and heading for the island. The blonde sees some crates and gets in one. The other do the same. The cops reach the island and go up to the crates. they knock on the first which was were the brunette was “woof woof” says the brunette. just a dog say the cops. they move on. the second contained the redhead when they knock they hear “meow meow”. just a cat say the cops. they move on. the third of coarse contained the blonde. they knock and the blonde shouts POTATOES!!!!!!
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Stranded on an island – blonde jokes
There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, “I’m going to try to swim to shore.” So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
The second one, the redhead, said to herself, “I wonder if she made it. I guess it’s better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve.” So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
So the blonde thought to herself, “I wonder if they made it! I think I’d better try to make it, too.” So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, 15 miles, NINETEEN miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, “I’m too tired to go on!” So she swam back.
There are more jokes like this at http://www.humorshack.com
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If I Had A Vagina
One night a man walked into a bar and saw a beautiful women sitting at the bar. He walked up to her and asked “how much is it for a hand job?”The women replied ” $500 dollars sir” “$500 dollars! That�s a lot of money are you any good?”"Well sir you see that car out there?”The women pointed to a sleek black Dodge Viper.”Yes,” said the man. “Well, I paid for that car with all the money I made doing hand jobs”, with that statement the man agreed to the service. The next night the same man walked into the same bar and went up to the same beautiful women and asked “Miss, do you do blow jobs?”�Why yes I do, it costs $80″ “$80 Wow!, are they any good because that�s a lot of money.”"Well you see that building out there?”The woman pointed to a company office building.”Yes” said the man. “Well, I paid for that company with all the money I’ve made doing blow jobs!” the man agreed and the women did the service. The very next night the same man walked into the same bar and went to the same beautiful woman at the bar and asked “Miss would you have sex with me?”To which the woman replied, “You see that island out there?”The woman pointed to Manhattan Island, the man said “don’t tell me, you paid for that island with the money you made by having sex with people?”"No, but I could have bought that island with the money I made by having sex with men if I had a vagina!”
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