Their were three blondes on an island, not to far away from the other side, but far enough not able to swim across.
One of the blondes goes up to a lamp on the sand and rubs the lamp. The genie comes out and says, “I will give you each one wish.”"
One of the blondes walks up and says
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Q: How many AnTir-folk does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Just one, but the new bulb had better be a halogen fog lamp!
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Three blondes are stuck on a desert island and one finds a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie pops out and gives them each a wish. the first blonde says, “I wish I was 10% smarter so I could get off of this island.” Then she turns into a redhead and swims off the island. The second sees what happens and says “I wish I was 25% smarter so that I can get off this island!” She then turns into a brunette, makes a raft from trees and sails off. Finally, the third blonde says “I wish I was 50% smarter so I can get off this island.” She then suddenly turns into a man and walks across the bridge.
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One day a man spotted a lamp by the roadside.
He picked it up, rubbed it vigorously, and a genie appeared.
“I’ll grant you your fondest wish,” the genie said.
The man thought for a moment, then said, “I want a spectacular job.
A job that no man has ever succeeded at nor has ever even dared try.”
“Poof!” said the genie.
“You’re a housewife!”
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Lighthouse: A tall building on the seashore in which the government
maintains a lamp and the friend of a politician.
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Once this guy found a magic lamp. He rubbed it 3 times and a genie came out. She said “I will grant you 3 wishes for releasing me.” First, the guy wished for money. He got it. Next, he wished for a new truck. While he was driving along in his new truck, he heard his favorite jingle. He started singing along to it,”Oh, I wish I were an Occar Mayer Weener, that is what I want to be, for if I were an Osc-” POOF! the guy turned into a hot dog.
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Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork up his ass. He says, “How’d you get a cork up your ass?”
The other guy says, “I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a Genie came oozing out. He said, “I am a Genie, I can grant you one wish. And I said, “No Shit!”
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A bear was chasing a rabbit in the woods when they came across a magic lamp. The geni came out and said ” O.K. which one of you found me?” They argue about it for a while and the geni finally says “Fine. I will give you both three wishes.” The bear goes first and says ” I wish that all of the bears in this forest, except me, were girls.” Then the rabbit says ” I wish I had a motorcycle.”
The bear goes again and says ” I wish all of the bears in the country, except me, were girls.” and the rabbit says ” I wish I had a helmet.” then the bear says ” I wish all of the bears in the world, except me, were girls.” and the rabbit says ” I wish the bear was gay.”
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Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp.
After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, he said, “I will grant three wishes, one for each of you.”
The first said, “I wish I were smarter.”
So, she became a redhead.
The second blonde said, “I wish I were smarter than she is.”
She became a brunette.
The third blond ordered, “I wish I were smarter than both of them!”
So, she became a man.
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