There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead stranded on an island. Then they found a magic lamp, and each of them recieved a wish. The brunette wished that she could go home to her family, and the redhead wished the same thing. Finally it was the blondes turn. She wished that her friends could be with her on the island.
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One wish to each
Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp. After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, he said, “I will grant three wishes, one for each of you.” The first said, “I wish I were smarter”. So she became a redhead. The second blonde said “I wish I were smarter than her.” She became a brunette. The third blond said “I wish I were smarter than both of them.” So she became a man.
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10 Times More to Husband
A lady has an ugly divorce with her husband. One day she finds a
lamp. She rubs it and a genie appears.
The genie told her, “I will make 3 of your wishes come true…
BUT, the wish you ask for will be done 10 times more to your
husband.”
The lady though for a second and says, “Ok, I want to be the
richest lady ever. I want to be the prettiest lady ever. And I
want a little-bitsy heart attack….”
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Q: How many Chuck
Q: How many Chuck Robbs does it to take to screw in a lightbulb?A: None, Douglas Wilder broke his lamp and Oliver North sold his lightbulb to Iran.
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Ways to confuse a roommate
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.136. Buy a lamp. Tell your roommate it’s a magic lamp, with a genie inside it. Spend a week thinking about what to wish for. At the end of the week, report that someone has released the genie from the lamp. Blame your roommate.
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The Frenchman and The Torontonian
A guy from Quebec and a guy from Toronto are walking down the
beach. They come across a magic lamp, out comes a genie and
says, “I will grant each of you one wish.” So the guy from
Quebec says, “I wish for a wall 500 feet high around Quebec so
nobody can bug us again.”
GRANTED!
The guy from Toronto says, “Fill it with water.”
GRANTED!
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