Yo Mama is so poor, someone went into her house and stepped on a lighted match: and she said “Hey
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Trouble
there was 3 bears and the father was Shut up mom was non ya buisness and there son was trouble. Trouble was out picking berries and he got lost so his parents came to find him. Whe they were driving and looking for him a cop pulled them over. Mama and papa bear stoped and the cop said, ” Did you know you were speeding?”" No said papa bear. Sir what’s your name Shut up. So the cop went over to mama’s side and said ma’m what’s your name? None ya buisness. Are u two looking for trouble
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Yo mama so tubby
Your mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
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Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
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Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country.
The papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said, “Mmmmm, I smell sausage.”
The mama mole reached her head outside of the hole and said “Mmmmmm, I smell pancakes.”
The baby mole tried to reach his head outside the hole but couldn’t because of the two bigger moles…
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The baby mole said, “The only thing I can smell is molasses!”
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Yo mama’s so fat… airplane
Your mama’s so fat she went on an airplane and it turned into a boat.
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poor
Your mama is so poor that when I walked in your backyard and stepped on a cochroach, she said, “Thanks for killing dinner.”
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Yo mama has
Yo mama has 10 fingers–all on the same hand.
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Stupid mama
Yo mama is so stupid she went to the local stupid contest and they said “Sorry ma’am no professionals”"
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Yo mama’s So Fat
Yo’ mama so fat, when she goes to a stadium, she sits next to everybody!
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