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A man appears before the pearly gates…

A man appears before the Pearly Gates

“Have you ever done anything of particular merit?”"

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Blind, Blond, & Gutsy

A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, “Hey

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Sex for $1.80

A man walked up to a hooker and asked if she could show him how to have sex, she asked how much will you pay me, and he said, “all i have is a $
1.80″”. “”Alright then

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A blonde bird goes into a lost persons and…

A blonde bird goes into a lost persons and ask’s if she can find out where her mum is so the man say’s “I dont know it’ll be hard”"
“”oh i’ll do anything”" she replies so the man thinks

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Don’t want anymore children!

A youngish man goes to the doctor and tells him his situation.
“I have ten kids and I don’t want any more

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What Really Pissed Me Off!

Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over
and confided to the bartender, “I’m so pissed off !”"

“”Oh yeah? What happened?”" asked the bartender politely.

“”See

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Man in raincoate

A man and woman meet at a bar one rainy night. the woman says to the man, “lets get out of here and go back to my place”". while they are at the womans house inside the bedroom they hear the front door open and slam. all of a sudden the women cries out “”my husband is home

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Rules For A Man (100 ways to keep your Testosterone flowing)

1 Don’t call, ever.

2 If you like a girl, don’t tell her. It’s more fun to let her figure it out by herself.

3 Lie.

4 Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and unoriginal, such as “spike”"

6 Here’s a good pickup line

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The bitch and the man

A bitch meets a man in a tiny street:
the bitch: “Do you will fuck me?”"
the man: “”How??

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Elephant Joke

What did the elephant say to the naked man??????How the hell do you breath out of that thing.

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