Blutarsky’s Axiom: Nothing is impossible for the man who will not listen to reason.
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Rubbers
What does a stupid man do with 365 used rubbers??
Makes it a tire and calls it a Good Year.
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A man with AIDS
What does a Chinese man call a black man with AIDS?
Coon soon die.
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Weather
How is a man like the weather?
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by yisman
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Blondies
Man: I hear that the workers are on strike for shorter hours.
Blonde: Good–I always thought that 60 minutes was too long for
an hour.
Woman: I see you are taking French lessons–why is that?
Blonde: I’ve adopted a French baby and I want to be able to
understand him as soon as he talk.
Very Proud Mother: My son has been walking ever since he was 7
months old!
Blonde: Wow, really?!
Mother: Yes!
Blonde: Well, he must be awfully tired!!
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10 things to never say to a naked man…
Uh…top 10 things not to say to a naked man:
10: Awww…that’s cute
9. Well, at least you’re good at other things
8. Do you think it’ll fit my old Barbie� clothes?
7. My li’l brother has one like that.
6. Are you cold?
5. ::giggles::
4. Maybe we should just be friends
3. Can you make it dance?
2. Umm…maybe you should get dressed
1. Oh…look…its hiding!
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Typical Man
How many legs does a chicken have?
A. Two. Right
Q. And how many wings does a chicken have?
A. Yes. Two. right again.
Q. Well how many beaks does a chicken have?
A. One. got it.
Q. How many bones does a cat have?
A. Typical man. Knows everything about cock and nothing about pussy.
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Camouflage
A man goes into an outfitters and asks, “Do you sell camouflage jackets?”
“Yes,” replies the salesman, “but we can’t find them.”
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman
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Why God Created Women
Why did God decide to create women?
Because unlike a man, God can admit he made a mistake, and promptly
correct the problem!
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