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Blutarsky’s Axiom: Nothing is

Blutarsky’s Axiom: Nothing is impossible for the man who will not listen to reason.

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Rubbers

What does a stupid man do with 365 used rubbers??
Makes it a tire and calls it a Good Year.

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A man with AIDS

What does a Chinese man call a black man with AIDS?

Coon soon die.

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Blondies

Man: I hear that the workers are on strike for shorter hours.
Blonde: Good–I always thought that 60 minutes was too long for
an hour.

Woman: I see you are taking French lessons–why is that?
Blonde: I’ve adopted a French baby and I want to be able to
understand him as soon as he talk.

Very Proud Mother: My son has been walking ever since he was 7
months old!
Blonde: Wow, really?!
Mother: Yes!
Blonde: Well, he must be awfully tired!!

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10 things to never say to a naked man…

Uh…top 10 things not to say to a naked man:

10: Awww…that’s cute
9. Well, at least you’re good at other things
8. Do you think it’ll fit my old Barbie� clothes?
7. My li’l brother has one like that.
6. Are you cold?
5. ::giggles::
4. Maybe we should just be friends
3. Can you make it dance?
2. Umm…maybe you should get dressed
1. Oh…look…its hiding!

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Typical Man

How many legs does a chicken have?

A. Two. Right

Q. And how many wings does a chicken have?

A. Yes. Two. right again.

Q. Well how many beaks does a chicken have?

A. One. got it.

Q. How many bones does a cat have?

A. Typical man. Knows everything about cock and nothing about pussy.

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Teddy Bears

A man walked into a bar with a teddy in his hand
When the punters asked why he ahd a teddy he replied
Bear with me

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Why God Created Women

Why did God decide to create women?

Because unlike a man, God can admit he made a mistake, and promptly
correct the problem!

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