The tough businessman was feeling very ill and went to the doctor. The doc examined him and backed away, saying, “I’m sorry to tell you this, but you have an advanced case of highly infectious rabies. You must have had it for some time. It will almost certainly be fatal.”"Could you give me a pen and paper?” said the businessman.”Do you want to write your will?”"No, I want to make a list of all the people I want to bite.”
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You Need a Playpen!
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best friend, “They’re driving me nuts. Such pests, they give me no rest and I’m half-way to the nut hatch.”"What you need is a playpen to separate the kids from yourself,” her friend said.So Mary bought a playpen. A few days later, her friend called to ask how things were going.”Superb! I can’t believe it,” Mary said.”I get in that pen with a good book and the kids don’t bother me one bit!”
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Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear.
He goes into a staff meeting to discuss the days activities, when a co-worker asks why he has a thermometer behind his ear?
In a wild motion he grabs for the thermometer, looks at it and exclaims, – “Damn, some asshole has my pen!”
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Need a Pen
A doctor had come out of an examination room and begun to write a prescription. A nurse walked by and said, “Excuse me, Doctor, but you are trying to write with your thermometer.”
The doctor looked at the thermometer and said, “Darnit! Some asshole has my pen.”
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Life Science Final
The student*not necessarily a well-prepared student*sat in his life science
classroom staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed:
“Give four advantages of breast milk. “What to write? He sighed, and began to
scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best.
1. No need to boil.
2. Cats can’t steal it.
3. Available whenever necessary.
Um. So far so good…maybe. But the exam demanded a four-part answer.
Again,what to write? Once more he sighed. He frowned. He scowled. Then sighed
again. But suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly he
scribbled his definitive answer:
4. Available in attractive containers.
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What is your name and what did you do?
Some kids got introble at the zoo,so the maniger asks each kid what is your name and what did you do.The man ask saly and saly said i through Penuts into the elafant pen.then he askd james and james said i thourgh penuts in the elefant pen.then he ask fran and fran said i thourgh penuts in the elafant pen.Then he asks penuts and penut said….they through me in the elefant pen!:)(sorry cant spell)
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Potato
There were three girls: a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. They were running from the cops, when they ran to a farm and hid, the cops closely on their trail.
The brunette hid with the ducks. The redhead hid with the cows. And the blonde hid with potatoes.
The cops looked in the ducks’ pen and the brunette said, “Quack, quack, quack…”
The cops then looked into the cows’ area and the redhead said, “Moooooo…”
Finally, the cops looked in the the potato patch and the blonde said, “Potatoooooo…”
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THE STUDENT’S ANSWER
The student – not necessarily a well-prepared student – sat in his life
science classroom staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question
directed: “Give four advantages of breast milk.”
What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head,
hoping for the best:
1. No need to boil.
2. Cats can’t steal it.
3. Available whenever necessary.
Um. So far so good – maybe. But the exam demanded a four-part answer. Again,
what to write?
Once more he sighed. He frowned. He scowled. Then sighed again. But suddenly,
he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly he scribbled his definitive
answer:
4. Available in attractive containers.
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