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Pen problem

When asked to sign a document a doctor pulled
a rectal thermometer out of his pocket, “damn!”"

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Tennis ball

A man walking in a park found a tenis ball which he picked up and put in his pocket. Later he met a woman who asked what the bulge was in his pants.
“Tennis ball”" replied the man.
“”Oh”" she said

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My wife

this guy walks into a bar and orders a shot.the bartender gives it to him.the guy pays for it gulps it down. he orders a second pays for it gulps it down and this time looks into his pocket.after about the seventh drink he looks into his pocket gets up and leaves. well the bartender being curious asks him why he kept looking in his pocket.the guy says i got a picture of my dear old wife in there, when she starts looking good i know its time to go home.

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Give the Frog a Loan

A frog goes into the bank and asks the teller for a loan. The teller tells the frog to see Mr. Paddywack, the loan officer.
Mr. Paddywack looks at the frog and says, “What do you have for collateral?”

The frog pulls out of his pocket a solid silver elephant.

Mr. Paddywack looks at the elephant and says, “I don’t know. I’m going to have to ask Mr. Larson, the bank manager to approve this.”

He goes into Mr. Larson’s office and comes back.

Two minutes later, Mr. Larson comes out with the elephant and says, “It’s a knick-knack Paddywack, give the frog a loan!”

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AT THE JOB INTERVIEW

One day a man tried to get a job at a great company. He passed every test with
flying colours. At the final interview part, the CEO told him that his constant
blinking would bother customers.

“I can fix that with some Aspirin. Just take some and I’ll be better in a
second”

So, he reaches into his pocket and pulls condom after condom out
until he finds the Aspirin. He takes it and his blinking goes away.

The CEO says “We don’t approve of womanizing!”

The guy says “Oh! No! Have you ever tried to ask a pharmacist for aspirin
while your winking”

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Heaven

three men died and went to heaven and were waiting for St Peter to come to the door. When he did he told all three men they could only come in if they had something in there pocket to represent xmas. the first man pulled a lighter out and said its a candle. so St Peter let him in. the second on pulled kays out and jingled them and said its the xmas bells. so St Peter let him in. the third man pulled a pair of knickers out and St Peter was confused and asked what do they represent? and the third man replied,there Carols!

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Spokesperson for the Pocket Fisherman.

Q: What is Joycelyn Elder’s new job?
A: Spokesperson for the Pocket Fisherman.

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The picture

there is this guy and he always goes for late night drinks at the bar.

he always carries a picture of his wife in his pocket and whenever he finishes a beer he take the picture out and looks at it.

finally the bar tender askes him why he looks at this girls picture after every beer

the man replies well this is my wife and when she looks good i go home.

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Q: How many members

Q: How many members of the England cricket team does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Four. One to change it after 85 overs, one to throw him the new one, one to drop it, and one to get caught rubbing something out of his pocket into it.

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Blonde in Vegas

A blonde was in Vegas vacationing with friends. She was standing in front of the candy machine and put two coins in, turned the knob and a candy bar fell out. She picked up the candy bar and put it in her pocket, then she proceded to put two more coins into the slot and turned the knob, again a candy bar fell out and she put it in her pocket. She put two more coins into the machine and again turned the knob producing yet another candy bar. A man was watching from a short distance away and walked up to her, he said ‘Excuse me Miss? What are you doing?’ She said, ‘Duh! I’m winning here!’

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