Their were three blondes on an island, not to far away from the other side, but far enough not able to swim across.
One of the blondes goes up to a lamp on the sand and rubs the lamp. The genie comes out and says, “I will give you each one wish.”"
One of the blondes walks up and says
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A detective is mentoring a blonde rookie officer and decides to give her a challenge. So he gives her a mugshot of a suspect turned to one side and tells her to see if she can give details about the suspect just by looking at the picture. The blonde looks at the picture and immediately says, “He wears contacts.”"
Confused
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Once there was a Blonde,Brunette,and red head in jail.An officer was told to take them out back and shoot them.The officer took the Red head girl out side and said”I am going to count to three and then say fire & shoot you.”"The redhead agreed.”"Ok.1
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There were these 2 blondes that were walking on top of a canyon. There was a hole in between them. They were trying to figure out how to get to the other side. So one called to the other girl,”How do you get to the other side?”" The other girl said back to her
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Q.Why did the blonde climb over the mirror?
A.To get to the other side.
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Bush and Gore, together again
Bush and Gore went fishing. Gore went on one side of the lake and Bush on the
other. Later that day, Bush came back with 129 fish and Gore came back with
none.
Gore screamed for a revote.
The next day bush came back with 173 fish and Gore once again screamed for a
revote.
So on the third day, Gore sent a secret service to spy on Bush. Bush came back
with 293 fish this time and gore got none. Gore goes to the secret service spy
and asks whether Bush is cheating.
“Yes,” replied the spy, “he’s putting holes in the ice.”
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Ya momma’s so fat I have to take two trains and a bus just to get on her good side
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two prostitutes are standin at the side of the road and the
first one says
“tonites gonna be a good night… i can smell dick in the air!!
and the other says
“SORRY I MUST HAVE BURPED!!”
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There was these two kids down at the river making a fort.
The one kid said to the other i have to go to the bathroom so he
went to the bushes be side the river.
The other kid waited for him 2 minutes passed 3 4 5 then the kid
said ive had it and walked over there and said whats wrong the
kid going to the bathroom said look its a naked women in the
river. Then the other kid just started to Run. The kid that was
peeing chased him and said whats wrong the other kid says “my
mom said that if i saw a naked ladie i would turn to stone and i
felt somthing getting hard so i ran”
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3. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side
2. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?
A:Because there was a walk sign
1. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Why do I care?
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