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The Jack Rabbit

One day a lonley Jack Rabbit was out running until he hopped along side a horse. The Jack Rabbit said ” nice day huh?” the horse replies “yeah but my feet are tired” Jack Rabbit, ” why is that” Horse, “cause the guy I just ran away from rode me too hard!”

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River crossing

A blonde is walking by the side of a river looking for a bridge. She sees another blonde on the other side and shouts, “hey, how do i get to the other side?” To this the other blonde replies, “What are you talking about, you are on the other side”.

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Your momma is so dumb she heard it was gonna…

Your momma is so dumb she heard it was gonna be chilli out side and she went out with a bowl and spoone

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Meet Roy the drunk!

Roy walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink.

The bartender politely informs Roy that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink, he could not be served additional liquor at this bar, and could a cab be called for him?

Roy is briefly surprised, then softly scoffs, grumbles, climbs down off the bar stool and staggers out the front door.

A few minutes later, Roy stumbles in the SIDE door of the “same” bar. He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink. The bartender comes over and, still politely but more firmly, refuses service to him due to his inebriation, and again offers to call a cab. He looks at the bartender for a moment angrily, curses, and shows himself out the side door, all the while grumbling and shaking his head.

A few minutes later, Roy bursts in through the BACK door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool, gathers his wits and belligerently orders a drink. The bartender comes over and emphatically reminds him that he is clearly drunk, will be served no drinks, and either a cab or the police will be called immediately.

Roy surprisingly looks at the bartender, and in hopeless anguish, cries – “MAAAN! How many bars do you work at!?!?!”

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And the moral is…

Q. On the left side of the river there is a rooster, and on the other side there is a cat and a worm. The rooster jumps over the river and eats the worm. The cat gets frightened and jumps in the river. Whats the moral of the story?

A. For every satified cock there is a dripping wet pussy.

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Nailing

Paddy and Mick were nailing up the side of a wooden house.

Mick noticed that Paddy was examining the nails and throwing away every second or third nail.

“What’s wrong with the nails?” he asked.

“The heads are at the wrong end.”

“You are stupid you idiot, can’t you see they are for the other side of the house!”

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South side blues

One sunny day “Chad” asked his girl “Jalysa”
When he could hit it she said o a bout thirteen years so “Chad” said “damn..hey baby are you a south sider”? “Jalisa said no baby why”? “Chad said o because youve been telling me thirteen year for thirteen years ever since ive known you and you must like my balls being blue.

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Hit and run

What would be the difference between a dead rabbit on the side of the road and
Brittney Spears dead on the road?
There would be skid marks in front of the rabbit.

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New Mic

The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mic, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mic cord as he went.
Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping before jerking it again.

After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the third pew leaned toward her mother and whispered, “If he gets loose, will he hurt us?”

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U might be a rednck if…

u work out side with out your shirt on and so does your husband

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