One day a lonley Jack Rabbit was out running until he hopped along side a horse. The Jack Rabbit said ” nice day huh?” the horse replies “yeah but my feet are tired” Jack Rabbit, ” why is that” Horse, “cause the guy I just ran away from rode me too hard!”
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River crossing
A blonde is walking by the side of a river looking for a bridge. She sees another blonde on the other side and shouts, “hey, how do i get to the other side?” To this the other blonde replies, “What are you talking about, you are on the other side”.
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And the moral is…
Q. On the left side of the river there is a rooster, and on the other side there is a cat and a worm. The rooster jumps over the river and eats the worm. The cat gets frightened and jumps in the river. Whats the moral of the story?
A. For every satified cock there is a dripping wet pussy.
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Nailing
Paddy and Mick were nailing up the side of a wooden house.
Mick noticed that Paddy was examining the nails and throwing away every second or third nail.
“What’s wrong with the nails?” he asked.
“The heads are at the wrong end.”
“You are stupid you idiot, can’t you see they are for the other side of the house!”
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South side blues
One sunny day “Chad” asked his girl “Jalysa”
When he could hit it she said o a bout thirteen years so “Chad” said “damn..hey baby are you a south sider”? “Jalisa said no baby why”? “Chad said o because youve been telling me thirteen year for thirteen years ever since ive known you and you must like my balls being blue.
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Hit and run
What would be the difference between a dead rabbit on the side of the road and
Brittney Spears dead on the road?
There would be skid marks in front of the rabbit.
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New Mic
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mic, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mic cord as he went.
Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping before jerking it again.
After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the third pew leaned toward her mother and whispered, “If he gets loose, will he hurt us?”
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U might be a rednck if…
u work out side with out your shirt on and so does your husband
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