How are men like UFOs?
You don’t know where they come from, what their mission is, or what time they’re going to take off.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman
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UFO’s
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Perfect penis
There is a little boy and a little girl in the woods. The little girl asked the boy, “What is a penis?”
The boy replied, “I don’t know.” At that time he hears his mum calling him for lunch. He goes home and eats his lunch.
Then he sees his dad on the couch. He goes up to his dad and ask him, “What is a penis?”
The dad whips his out and says to the boy, “This is a penis, as a matter of fact this is the perfect penis.”
The boy leaves to go find his friend and brings her to the woods.
The girl again asks him what a penis is. He whips out his penis and says to her, “This is a penis, and if it was two inches smaller it would be the perfect penis!”
Submitted by calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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Blonde Tech Support
Did you here about the blonde who called tech support because when she typed in her password, all she got were little stars?–Submitted by pump67
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Weather
How is a man like the weather?
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by yisman
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Chalkboard Culprit
One day a teacher went into her classroom and saw the word “penis” written in small letters on the chalkboard. She erased it and went on with the day’s lesson.
The next day, she came in and saw the same word on the chalkboard, but a little bigger. She erased it and went on with her lesson.
Each of the next several days, the teacher would come in to find “penis” on the board, a little larger each time. She went in one morning, expecting to find it again, but instead the chalkboard read :
“The more you rub it, the bigger it gets.”
Submitted by Admin
Edited by Curtis
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Bingo
Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A: A bingo machine.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Glaci
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Camouflage
A man goes into an outfitters and asks, “Do you sell camouflage jackets?”
“Yes,” replies the salesman, “but we can’t find them.”
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman
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Nervous old lady
A nervous old lady on a bus was made even more nervous by the fact that the driver periodically put his arm out of the window.
Well she couldn’t stand it any longer, so she tapped him on the shoulder and whispered in his ear.
“Young man, you keep both hands on the wheel….. I’ll tell you when its raining!”
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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Coming or going?
What do a condom and a coffin have in common?
They’re both filled with stiffs – only one’s coming and one’s going.
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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Husband
Jo’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside each and every day.
One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, “You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times.”
“When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?”
“What, dear?” Jo gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
“I think you’re bad luck!”
Submitted by calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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