When asked to sign a document a doctor pulled
a rectal thermometer out of his pocket, “damn!”"
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Pen problem
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Proctologist at the bank
One day there was a proctologist who went to the bank. He pulled out his paycheck and started to sign it. The teller came over the intercom and says, “Excuse me sir, but you’re signing that with a thermometer.” He replies, “Damn, some asshole has my pen!”
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Need a Pen
A doctor had come out of an examination room and begun to write a prescription. A nurse walked by and said, “Excuse me, Doctor, but you are trying to write with your thermometer.”
The doctor looked at the thermometer and said, “Darnit! Some asshole has my pen.”
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Arthur
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Athurmomiter’s broken. (Our thermometer’s broken)
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Yo momma
your mommas so fat that she uses the impire state as her anal thermometer
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Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal and oral thermometer?
A: The taste.
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Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal and oral thermometer? A: The taste.
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Rectal Thermometer
Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.
Tearfully she explained, “It’s the druggist – he insulted me terribly
this morning on the phone.”
Immediately the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and demand an apology.
Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him,
“Now, just a minute – listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm
failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, just to realize that I locked the house with
both house and car keys inside.”
“I had to break a window to get my keys. Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, when I was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire. When I finally got to the store there was a bunch of people waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, and all the time the darn phone was ringing off the hook.”
He continued, “Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash
register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I
got down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels – the phone was
still ringing – when I came up I cracked my head on the open cash
drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of
perfume bottles on it…half of them hit the floor and broke. Meanwhile,
the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got back to
answer it. It was your wife – she wanted to know how to use a rectal
thermometer. and believe me, Mister, I TOLD HER!
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QUESTION : WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN…
QUESTION : WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN ORAL AND A RECTAL THERMOMETER ? ANSWER : THE TASTE !!!!!!
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Thermometer
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste.
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